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Also know as the American Pika is verging on extinction according to backcountry.com who got their information from outhere.freedomblogging.com who got their info from the US Fish and Wildlife Service. So essentially I am ripping this off from three different sources. With that said, I have adored the Pika for years. This little half prairie dog, half hamster, half ground hog that dots the mountains of the American and Canadian west is simply freakin adorable. Sadly, however, global warming is going to mercilessly slaughter every last adorable and likely delicious Pika. So the next time you idle your car for 30 minutes to warm it before your five minute drive to the asshole factory where no one recycles and all the lightbulbs are totally 90's regular old fashioned inefficient bulbs just remember that you personally kill 14 of these happy little hamster monsters. And just because of you I won't get the chance to gig one of these guys and roast him over a backcountry camp fire...bastard.
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